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Too Old To Be Broke

Money humor for grown adults who thought we'd have this figured out by now.

Retirement. Groceries. Insurance. Car payments. Bad decisions. Adulthood is expensive. We might as well laugh about it.

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Financial wisdom, terrible advice, dad economics and retirement plans that keep moving.

Meet the Crew

Four people. Four very different approaches to money. Not all of them should be trusted.

Uncle Buck
Country Money Wisdom

Uncle Buck

Common-sense financial wisdom from a man who's seen enough bad money decisions to recognize one from across the parking lot.

Randy Retirement
Retiring... Someday

Randy Retirement

Randy keeps checking his retirement numbers. The numbers keep checking him back.

Dave the $5 Financial Advisor
Terrible Money Advice

Dave the $5 Financial Advisor

Dave has an answer for every financial problem. Unfortunately, most of them involve financing something.

Frank
Dad Economics

Frank

Restaurants are overpriced, the thermostat is dangerous and yes, we absolutely have food at home.

Money Problems We Laugh About

Because crying about them gets expensive too.

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Groceries
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Retirement
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Bills
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Car Payments
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Home Expenses
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Eating Out
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Debt
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Getting Older

Around Here, This Counts as Financial Therapy

A few examples of the kind of wisdom you probably didn't ask for.

“Retirement used to sound like a date. Now it sounds like a rumor.”
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“Went to the grocery store for four things. Came out needing financing.”
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“Frank says we have food at home. Unfortunately, Frank is usually right.”
Too Old To Be Broke